It is with this, the most world's most humble, elite-level lux gratitude, that I look to my future real world interaction with you, the people making it happen on the mean streets of Walnut Creek day after day. I feel so lucky for you to be in my presence and so blessed for the measurable benefits this weekend will bring to your franchise.
To show you my gratitude, I'm bringing you the absolute latest in top-of-the-line. state-of-the-art, ghost-ass-kicking technology. I am bringing you the hottest in-depth market research for your area. I am bringing you the full furious force of the Ghost Patrol headquarters executive team. Together we will plunge headlong into a battlefield of ghosts and money and we are gonna plunge back out with our pockets stuffed with both. You're welcome.