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The Art Of Giving Yourself Back

7/18/2016

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I feel compelled to break down the walls that separate you, the loyal blog reader, and me, your business knowledge sensei. i feel compelled to give those walls an executive inspiration roundhouse kick to the face to share something with you. That thing is gratitude. Let that sink in for those extra nanoseconds it takes things to sink in for you. That's right, I said gratitude. You see, I would never have been able to achieve such exaltation in all things business without you. Truly, a pyramid without layers is just a big and pointy rock sitting in the hot sand. A waterfall without water is just a majestic, towering cliff face. You are the layer upon layer of dark and pungent tomb upon which I survey my world. You are the water tumbling endlessly to it's doom that refreshes my awesome facade. 

It is with this, the most world's most humble, elite-level lux gratitude, that I look to my future real world interaction with you, the people making it happen on the mean streets of Walnut Creek day after day. I feel so lucky for you to be in my presence and so blessed for the measurable benefits this weekend will bring to your franchise.

To show you my gratitude, I'm bringing you the absolute latest in top-of-the-line. state-of-the-art, ghost-ass-kicking technology. I am bringing you the hottest in-depth market research for your area. I am bringing you the full furious force of the Ghost Patrol headquarters executive team. Together we will plunge headlong into a battlefield of ghosts and money and we are gonna plunge back out with our pockets stuffed with both. You're welcome.

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    • Thousand Islands Family Restaurant
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