Ghost Patrol is expanding franchise opportunities to Walnut Creek, California! Get in at the below-ground level with a certified Ghost Patrol franchise. The thought of becoming a Ghost Patrol franchise owner may sound appealing, it’s true. As a franchise owner, you’ll farm out the hard work to a group of lackeys known as a “team”. Teams usually consist of 1-3 peons and one “team leader”. As your team makes money, you make money! As you make money, we make money! As we make money we shuttle the money to an extensive array of offshore holdings held in the names of deceased pets. Almost everyone is making money! Multi-level marketing schemes are illegal in the state of California so it’s a good thing that this definitely is not one of those. For one low price and many smaller payments*, you and your team can purchase a Ghost Patrol franchise and all that comes with it. With our guidance and your money, your Ghost Patrol success awaits! Watch out, Walnut Creek calamities! Ghost Patrol is on patrol!
*Payments may include but are not limited to: currency, time, dignity, decreases in moral and ethical objectivity, blood offerings to the seven ancient evils, and cat-sitting Matt’s cat while he’s on vacation this summer.
*Payments may include but are not limited to: currency, time, dignity, decreases in moral and ethical objectivity, blood offerings to the seven ancient evils, and cat-sitting Matt’s cat while he’s on vacation this summer.
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