When seventeen legally independent entities, two banks with sovereign territories that you've probably never heard of in their names, and I originally incorporated to form Ghost Patrol International Holdings LLLC, it was with an equitable interest share of a common dream. We dreamed that the only way to achieve that dream was to dream a dream too close to the sun on dreams of wax, consequences be damned! But, you know what? There have never been any consequences and there never will be.
When we first foresaw a world free from supernatural and monetary burden for the common man we knew we would not stop until every ghost was eradicated and every royalty, reimbursement and percentage on sales from our franchises was collected, laundered and hung out to dry in the sun on some beautiful friggin' island where we named all of the birds so that we could grant them citizenship and then purchase their real estate. I personally know the Mayor of that island and can get you a tee time to play the sweetest holes you will ever see in your life. But I won't.
So how do you avoid falling into the leadership trap? Don't worry about placing blame when things don't go your way. Free yourself from the burden of culpability. When the feds show up at your door, ask yourself why there's a door. Who even answered the door? Was it a leader or someone who has never even heard the name of a leader? Do you like my title? I invented that title when I re-invented myself. That title can be parsed so many ways that if you ever try to accuse me of being any one or a combination of those words I will litigate your face off.
When we first foresaw a world free from supernatural and monetary burden for the common man we knew we would not stop until every ghost was eradicated and every royalty, reimbursement and percentage on sales from our franchises was collected, laundered and hung out to dry in the sun on some beautiful friggin' island where we named all of the birds so that we could grant them citizenship and then purchase their real estate. I personally know the Mayor of that island and can get you a tee time to play the sweetest holes you will ever see in your life. But I won't.
So how do you avoid falling into the leadership trap? Don't worry about placing blame when things don't go your way. Free yourself from the burden of culpability. When the feds show up at your door, ask yourself why there's a door. Who even answered the door? Was it a leader or someone who has never even heard the name of a leader? Do you like my title? I invented that title when I re-invented myself. That title can be parsed so many ways that if you ever try to accuse me of being any one or a combination of those words I will litigate your face off.
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